Rocked off the wagon


Hello from Canada!

While everyone was sitting around waiting for the Canuck immigration site to come back online, I took the opportunity to grow a dirt-smear, handlebar crumb catcher, grab a 12-rack of Lablatt cans and head north. (Movember is so much more than just men’s health. It’s also about finding the appropriate country for political asylum.)

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They barely asked for my passport at the border, eh. Just shotgunned a can of “blue” while humming “God Save the Queen” and they were convinced I was local.

Got a job at Casino de Montreal as a greeter and am planning some collaboration with these funny fuckers.

Quebec trumps hate.